I was settling down, thinking maybe I'd work on that smut!chapter I've been putting off for so long. I opened the Word document, looked at it for maybe two seconds, and then "Jizz In My Pants" came on my iTunes shuffle.

I just couldn't do it, you guys.

*snicker*
YOU GUYS.

I just realized that if you make a 'shipper splice of Jack/Duchess, you get Jackess. I seriously cannot stop laughing at this.

If you don't get the joke immediately, here are your instructions:
1) Say it out loud.
2) LOL.

You guys. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TONIGHT. MY BRAIN IS ON CRACK.

(check out my latest entry at [livejournal.com profile] alittleoddish for further proof, OMG. I seriously don't know how that happened.)
I just got back from seeing Prince Caspian, which I loved and lol'd at in every good way.

Of course, that's probably because the whole time I was watching it, I was secretly thinking of THIS )

BTW, I totally ship Susan/Caspian now, for no really valid reason. Except, you know. He's unbelievably hot. She's unbelievably hot. He's got a Completely Unnecessary And Inconsistent With Everybody Else But Somehow Still Sexily Awesome Accent and fwooshy "Because You're Worth It" L'oreal hair. She's got pouty Angelina Jolie lips, a heaving bosom, and a leather bustier. Obviously, they are a match made in heaven. <3

In conclusion, I TOTALLY SHIP CAPTAIN SEXYFINE/LEATHER BUSTIER ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

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