Okay. So. NaNoWriMo is coming up and just in the nick of time because OMG I FEEL LIKE WRITING AGAIN. XD I'm really excited for my novel, too -- I'm rewriting the Twilight Saga. So it doesn't suck. And the characters can actually be their snarky, wonderful, chemistry-having and logic-using selves that I KNOW THEY ARE DEEP INSIDE STEPHANIE MEYER WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND TO YOUR OWN CREATIONS

So. Today, I was completely inspired to write this piece, because while I was talking with one of my friends about our problems with Teh Saga, I said: "I would, for example, have had nine months of hilariously pregnant Bella than whatever the bloody hell, LITERALLY OMG, SM tried to pull. Except for the fact that, when you think about it, Vampire babies are impossible anyways."

To which her response was, "Well, even if she had realized Vampire Babies were impossible, she probably just would have done the whole thing as a dream sequence or something. The real dilemma is, I can't decide whether or not that would be worse than what she actually tried."


So, here you go. It's a wonderful piece of both satire and fluff in a combination that I'm very proud of. ^_^ I'm so, so excited to start NaNoveling.


Title: Preggers
Theme: [livejournal.com profile] 31_days Oct. 6th -- are you now or have you ever been
Series: Twilight
Characters: Bella, Edward, Alice, mini!Cullen
Rating: PG for swearing and references to where babies come from. Hint: it's not Teh Stork.

And, as with all awesome things, it begins with Alice. )


I'm feeling a little defensive. So I'm going to rant. Because I want to. And I really hope people don't take offense to this, but I've just got to make it clear:

By clicking on this cut, you are agreeing that you won't take any of the rant underneath it personally. I really don't want to offend anyone. I just want to defend myself and my interests, because someone's got to. )

I wrote Twilight fic. Yes, I know. But Edward and Bella are so cute and easy to write together. Being themselves. Doing just stuff. I love it.

Title: In the Rain
Rating: completely, totally, entirely child-safe piece of fluff.
Characters: Bella and Edward. Being themselves.
Spoilers: None. Not set for any specific time in the series.
Summary: Inspired by one of my favorite Pieces of Flair buttons on Facebook that says: 'It's raining...Let's dance.'

In which Bella goes a little bit crazy, and Edward loves her anyway. )
I saw this girl in a trailer, and quite literally stopped breathing for a second because SHE IS EXACTLY HOW I SEE BELLA IN MY MIND. (that's Bella from Twilight, in case you didn't catch on.)

I don't care who she is, I don't care how great some casting director thinks whats-her-face is who's playing Bella now, IT IS ABSOLUTELY CREEPY HOW EXACTLY THIS CHICK FITS MY MIND-BELLA. AND, SHE CAN PROBABLY ACT BETTER TOO. NOT THAT IT WOULD BE HARD.

...FUCKING CREEPY.

ETA: Apparently her name is Emma Roberts. Emma Roberts, GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND GET CAST IN THE TWILIGHT MOVIES. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH.
New Twilight trailer is up. Enjoy the melodramatic acting with me! XP



Now for my rant. >.<

BELLA. CAN YOU FREAKING ACT PLEASE!?

"I'm only afraid of losing you." Now granted, Stephenie Meyer writes some spectacularly cheezy dialogue, which is hard to deliver well. BUT CAN YOU PLEASE SOUND LIKE YOU'RE NOT PROCLAIMING ETERNAL LOVE TO A ROCK!?!? YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE CORE OF YOUR EXISTENCE, HERE, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE ARGUABLY THE MOST DROOL-INDUCING BOOK CHARACTER IN FEMME-TEEN ROMANCE EVER SINCE MR. DARCY.

The guy who plays Edward, on the other hand, whose name I forget, looks like he's doing a pretty good job. I just hope the chick who plays Bella can act her way out of a paper bag, or I'm gonna be hella pissed. I didn't think you could get much worse than Emma Watson and her eyebrows.

ETA: On the other hand, props for Bella's car. XD Love that truck.
Yes. I did it. [livejournal.com profile] abscondinabox made me read Twilight. So now, of course, I am completely in love with Edward Cullen, Edward/Bella, and the idea of vampires that sparkle in the sunshine.

So.

I squee. That's how I roll. ^^ I am thus joining the legions of fangirls who anxiously wait for the movie to come out in December. Please, dear god, just let there be chemistry between the two leads. Otherwise, the entire movie will go completely flat. It's a guarantee.

I also happen to find Edward extremely easy to write. This is one of the fastest little drabblets I've ever done. (Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean it's good... ^_^;; But it was fun.)

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