The Shakespeare Meme

Since all the cool people are doing it, I should probably do it, too. I certainly learned enough Shakespeare quote after my YMA Theater Camp -- Text Analysis was my Focused Program, and Shelley (the teacher) loved Shakespeare with a mad, firey passion. Word.

"Villian, I have done thy mother!"
--Titus Andronicus, which I'm almost positive I spelled wrong. But still, that has to be the funniest Bard quote ever. I also love:

"I had rather hear a dog bark at a crow than a man swear that he loves me."

and

"Hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot at me!"

Because Much Ado About Nothing is my favorite. Shakespeare. Ever. ^_^