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Behold, An Actual Encounter I Had Not Three Minutes Ago:
Me: *two steps into the kitchen*
Mom: Wouldn't Dad look great in a full-body Speedo?
Me: Oh god. *two steps out of the kitchen*
...ONE WEEK. I go off to college in ONE WEEK.
Me: *two steps into the kitchen*
Mom: Wouldn't Dad look great in a full-body Speedo?
Me: Oh god. *two steps out of the kitchen*
...ONE WEEK. I go off to college in ONE WEEK.
