Twilight fic! (No wait, don't run away!)
Oct. 6th, 2008 06:30 pmOkay. So. NaNoWriMo is coming up and just in the nick of time because OMG I FEEL LIKE WRITING AGAIN. XD I'm really excited for my novel, too -- I'm rewriting the Twilight Saga. So it doesn't suck. And the characters can actually be their snarky, wonderful, chemistry-having and logic-using selves that I KNOW THEY ARE DEEP INSIDE STEPHANIE MEYER WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND TO YOUR OWN CREATIONS
So. Today, I was completely inspired to write this piece, because while I was talking with one of my friends about our problems with Teh Saga, I said: "I would, for example, have had nine months of hilariously pregnant Bella than whatever the bloody hell, LITERALLY OMG, SM tried to pull. Except for the fact that, when you think about it, Vampire babies are impossible anyways."
To which her response was, "Well, even if she had realized Vampire Babies were impossible, she probably just would have done the whole thing as a dream sequence or something. The real dilemma is, I can't decide whether or not that would be worse than what she actually tried."
So, here you go. It's a wonderful piece of both satire and fluff in a combination that I'm very proud of. ^_^ I'm so, so excited to start NaNoveling.
Title: Preggers
Theme:
31_days Oct. 6th -- are you now or have you ever been
Series: Twilight
Characters: Bella, Edward, Alice, mini!Cullen
Rating: PG for swearing and references to where babies come from. Hint: it's not Teh Stork.
( And, as with all awesome things, it begins with Alice. )
So. Today, I was completely inspired to write this piece, because while I was talking with one of my friends about our problems with Teh Saga, I said: "I would, for example, have had nine months of hilariously pregnant Bella than whatever the bloody hell, LITERALLY OMG, SM tried to pull. Except for the fact that, when you think about it, Vampire babies are impossible anyways."
To which her response was, "Well, even if she had realized Vampire Babies were impossible, she probably just would have done the whole thing as a dream sequence or something. The real dilemma is, I can't decide whether or not that would be worse than what she actually tried."
So, here you go. It's a wonderful piece of both satire and fluff in a combination that I'm very proud of. ^_^ I'm so, so excited to start NaNoveling.
Title: Preggers
Theme:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Series: Twilight
Characters: Bella, Edward, Alice, mini!Cullen
Rating: PG for swearing and references to where babies come from. Hint: it's not Teh Stork.
( And, as with all awesome things, it begins with Alice. )